As I write this, my 6.5 year old is engrossed in the Kids’ Choice Awards, while the 5 year old and the 3.5 year old fight over who is going to do a handstand out of the recliner. The 6.5 year old keeps pausing the show and backing it up to show me bits [...]

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Earlier this week, I posted “In case you haven’t met my children”, and it seemed to have touched a nerve or maybe even made people laugh considering the traffic I’m still getting to it. Who knows, maybe they are all just marveling at my complete incompetence in parenting. (Or maybe I’m paranoid.)

My intent [...]

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Let me introduce you.

My kids are the ones who enter a restaurant and SPEAK AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS and then they demand their food by banging their utensils on the table.  

My 3 year old is the one who is yelling “W-W-WH-WHERE’S MY FOOD! HEEEEEEEEY! THAT’S MY FOOD! THEY GAVE THEM MY FOOD!”

(No honey, we [...]

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The first one isn’t one that makes me a bad mutha, it might reveal a debatable choice from the person in question, though. 

A fifth grade teacher wears a thong to school–with low-rise jeans–and then sits on the  gymnasium floor where said thong is clearly on display to everyone, including her students and the MANY parents there, at the school, to see their pre-kindergarteners, [...]

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It was a little late in the evening when Snoring Daddy arrived home yesterday.  He usually handles most of the cooking around here and I consider this a fair trade off because I handle all of the dishes, laundry, vacuuming, dusting, mopping….you get the idea.
To set the scene you should understand that yesterday was my [...]

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