*Remember that three year olds only speak in all caps and exlamation points.*
“I GOTTA GO POOP!”
“Hurry up, then. Don’t play while you are sitting there and don’t get up until you tell me you are finished so I can help you wipe.”
“OKAY MOMMY!”
He runs into the downstairs bathroom and begins slamming things around.
“POTTY SEAT! [...]

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A little while ago, we took a short trip to town. Snoring Daddy had a craving for some snacky foods and stopped to go into the convenience store while the kids and I waited in the car.
I swear I spend 25% of my life sitting in the car with the kids waiting on that [...]

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I know parenting is supposed to be the hardest job you will ever love, but I don’t think anyone ever said it would be this hard.
Motherhood is scarey and heartbreaking and overwhelming. And I’ve had more than enough of all three during the past three days.
Reason #1, parenthood is terrifying:
On Saturday we spent several [...]

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The three and half year old has always been very independent and this particular proclivity continues to grow, manifesting itself in ways that demand photographic evidence.

The fashion choices are growing increasingly creative and speak volumes about his personality.
Some days I’m willing to fight the battle. Like today. The sweater and the [...]

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Selective hearing is an epidemic in my house. No one ever listens to me and then they wonder why mama goes postal on their asses.
For example, last week we were outside while my husband was moving all his crap to the garage and the storage barn. Most of this stuff is dangerous. [...]

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