*Remember that three year olds only speak in all caps and exlamation points.*
“I GOTTA GO POOP!”
“Hurry up, then. Don’t play while you are sitting there and don’t get up until you tell me you are finished so I can help you wipe.”
“OKAY MOMMY!”
He runs into the downstairs bathroom and begins slamming things around.
“POTTY SEAT! [...]

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I know parenting is supposed to be the hardest job you will ever love, but I don’t think anyone ever said it would be this hard.
Motherhood is scarey and heartbreaking and overwhelming. And I’ve had more than enough of all three during the past three days.
Reason #1, parenthood is terrifying:
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In [...]

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