Archive for the ‘holidays’ Category

Happy Easter

March 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

I considered putting this Raisin Bran cross on Ebay just in time to celebrate Easter (and get struck down by lightening for my blasphemy). But it got trashed before I could “preserve” it.
Yes, I’m that hard up for money.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas vacation; PMDD, Cooties, and motherhood gave to me…

December 29th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

12 loads of laundry
11 trash bags of empty toy packages
10 days of intermittent headaches 
9 days of chocolate cravings
8 days of sore throats 
7 days of raw ground up hamburger meat like tonsils
6 days of heavy bleeding 
5 days of fatigue and cramping
4 days straight of crying
3 children sniffling and coughing
2 days of pink eye
and one emp————-ty bank account.
P.S. the sore throat still ain’t [...]

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Why I love him Wednesday…the never ending flow of Christmas tears

December 26th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

The last several days have been very difficult for me.  I feel like I’ve been crying off and on for four days straight.  A lot of it has been hormonal.  Some of it has to do with issues associated with holiday grieving and the ongoing disappointments I’ve experienced with my step-mother’s family since my dad died.  Also, this was [...]

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Slip Sliding Away…

December 24th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

On Saturday we left home to travel to Wichita.  We made it to the state line before we received the phone call that everyone who was traveling was turning back to go home due to the white-out/near blizzard conditions on the roads.  We had already seen at least 5 vehicles go off the road and a [...]

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This is the part I dislike about the holidays or “An Effin Merry Christmas”

December 20th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

Anyone else ready for the holidays to be over so they don’t have to field anymore calls regarding what you want, what your partner wants, or what your children want?
My brain has stopped working–I cannot remember what I have told one person versus what I have told another person.  I don’t know anymore. 
Here let’s simplify [...]

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