*Remember that three year olds only speak in all caps and exlamation points.*
“I GOTTA GO POOP!”
“Hurry up, then. Don’t play while you are sitting there and don’t get up until you tell me you are finished so I can help you wipe.”
“OKAY MOMMY!”
He runs into the downstairs bathroom and begins slamming things around.
“POTTY SEAT! WHERE. IS. THE. POTTY. SEAT!!!”
I hear more banging as he gets the seat situated and climbs up on it.
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!”
No. I am not kidding. I swear on all that I hold dear, that is what I heard him say. So I quickly text Snoring Daddy, telling him what I heard. He responds with “SHUTUP. That is funny!”
I know it is. And that is why I’m blogging it.
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That’s hilarious! I’m surprised he didn’t add “Look out below!”…
Oh, let me borrow him for a few days - maybe he’ll inspire Tyler! I’ve had it with poop in the underwear!
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Omigod!! That is one for the wedding day toast of the groom!
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That is seriously funny!
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That is hysterical! Where did he get that? I concur that that’s a great toast for the groom someday. At least make a page in the baby book about it. Remember, a mother’s first job is to mortify her teenagers!
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Too funny. Kids are always good for a bloggable moment!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. (Of course, it’s only 7 am, but I feel pretty sure it will still be hilarious at 7 pm.)
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It’s one of the PERFECT blog post moments…
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hysterical!
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Seriously funny!
Fun blog!
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Oh, if only we could talk like kids!
Haha, kids are definitely some of our greatest little entertainers around us.
You kids sounds funny and loveable. You should enjoy them while they still that age.