I have a lot to do today and am running behind so just a quick picture of the dog formerly known as “Evil Puppy.” He’s such a good dog.

Since we moved to the country he’s become an exclusively outdoor dog. When he comes inside all he does is pace–of course that could also [...]

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Earlier this week, I posted “In case you haven’t met my children”, and it seemed to have touched a nerve or maybe even made people laugh considering the traffic I’m still getting to it. Who knows, maybe they are all just marveling at my complete incompetence in parenting. (Or maybe I’m paranoid.)

My intent [...]

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“Honey, I’m not going to spend all of my time helping you put it in and out of the box. That’s something you are going to have to learn how to do on your own.”
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We complete each other’s sentences and often say the exact say thing at the same time–you know–inside each other’s heads type things.  He laughs at my jokes, even when they are at his expense.  And he makes me laugh too. 

For example, he does this impression of Matthew McConaughey that teeters between awful and spot-on perfect. [...]

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As I stood at the kitchen counter making breakfast I felt a breeze blowing up my backside. My three year old had lifted the back of my nightgown and was inspecting my ass. 

“Stop it.”

“Ewww.”

“What were you looking at?”

“Your bottom.  It’s creepy.”

Creepy.  From the three year old.  He doesn’t know what creepy means.  But he does know [...]

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