December 29, 2007

On the twelfth day of Christmas vacation; PMDD, Cooties, and motherhood gave to me…

12 loads of laundry

11 trash bags of empty toy packages

10 days of intermittent headaches 

9 days of chocolate cravings

8 days of sore throats 

7 days of raw ground up hamburger meat like tonsils

6 days of heavy bleeding 

5 days of fatigue and cramping

4 days straight of crying

3 children sniffling and coughing

2 days of pink eye

and one emp————-ty bank account.

P.S. the sore throat still ain’t over…hope it’s not strep.

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Comments

  • ehehehe…

    Wait, I shouldn’t be laughing.


  • Hehe, sounds as bad as my Christmas gifts.

    Food poisening, Depression, Thyroid acting up again, Pap Smear for $220 and $387 Labwork bill.

    Merry F’ing Christmas!


  • Judy says:

    The best part is…it is all over. We get about a day and a half here to relax and pack up the decorations before the work schedule starts again for the hubster!


  • Kris says:

    Sounds vaguely familiar.

    And we get to do it all again in another 12 months.


  • Bubbles says:

    Well, look at the bright side - its over at last & you have 12 months to recuperate & save up Money!
    Although it was a Not so Merry Christmas, I hope the New Year will be a HAPPY one!!!!!


  • DeeJay says:

    Yowza!!

    Anything I can do to help?


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