You showed such forethought and wisdom when you announced loudly enough for all to hear that you would hit my daughter across the back of the head if she were your kid. I gotta tell you, that that thought never occurred to my husband and I, as we returned items and searched for new tennis shoes for her.
When I chased you down with my daugther in my arms to give you the opportunity to “hit her” as you said you wanted to, you showed incredible class and breeding as you declined the opportunity, “No, she didn’t come out of my crotch.”
But of course what little there is of your intelligence was made crystal clear to me when I asked if you had children of your own and you replied. “No.”
I’m sorry that I laughed in your face. It’s just that as I said to you at the time, you sealed your fate. When and if you have children of your own you will be cursed with the loudest, most disobedient juvenile delinquents on the face of the earth. And sadly, they won’t have the excuse of being 2 and half years old and badly in need of a nap the day after Christmas and on sensory overload.
I was however, relieved to hear that you “don’t want any.” I’m afraid however that with your level of breeding and intelligence that you will indeed find yourself knocked up and sadly probably won’t even know who the father is. It’s only a shame that those children will be cursed with you for a mother and be a burden on the Department of Human Services, as you clearly have no compassion and not an ounce of motherly instinct.
My one regret is that I won’t be there to watch your train wreck of a life unfold and fall apart around you. Karma after all can be a bigger bitch than you ever dreamed of being–and that’s saying a lot.
Sincerely, The Woman Who Nearly Stomped on Your Face in the Middle of Walmart and Won’t Hesitate to Do It, If Given the Chance Outside of a Public Facility with Security and Staff Who Will Call the Cops.
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Oh no she di’int?!?!?!
You’re right, her fate is sealed. I give you major kudo’s for self-control!
Nice. I would have punched her.
Wow, I am impressed you controlled yourself. Don’t know if I would have been able to and I’m not even a mom yet. Karma is a boomerang - she’ll get hers.
That is the reason I stay out of Walmart!
I’m sure you thought of several other things to tell her after you left Wal-mart!
I would have told her to mind her own effin business and get the heck outa my face!
Don’t you just love those people who think they can raise your kids better than you? More often than not, they don’t even have any!
They are sad, sad people.
May Karma bring her triplets!
Wow, that really happen? Man, she is going to get hers in triple fold. I can not believe she had the nerve to say any of that. I would have been all up in her face.
What a bitch.
I am impressed with your self control.
Does Oklahoma not have a “communicating threats” law in their books? Were I in that position I surely would have called store security and let them know a violent child abuser in the store.
You are absolutely right…she sealed her fate when she said she had NO children. Those who have none always think they could do a better job at child rearing then those who DO.
Instant karma will get her. What a bee-itch.
Amen sista! Karma keeps score. And She is a bitch.
Oh. My. God. I hope she DOESN’T have children. Poor things wouldn’t have a chance! However, getting run over by a semi-truck with spiked wheels would certainly serve her right!
“No, she didn’t come out of my crotch.â€
Oh.My.God.
I sometimes forget that stupid people exist. Thank you for reminding me.
Yet another reason I don’t go to Wal Mart. Crabby customers.
If I didn’t know better, I would think that you were in the Super WalMart in Pinellas Park, Florida. That is where I usually encounter “women” like that one. And I use “woman” to note gender, nothing more.
Just another reason to despise WalMart.
May she be blessed with triplets! I hope you spoke to the Manager about her. She has no business being in retail.
BTW: I don’t know if I could have refrained myself from slapping her. Like Crystal, just another reason to despise WalMart.
Oh. My. Gosh.
You are my hero - good for you, hunting her down and confronting her. She’s probably used to just saying whatever enters her fool head and not being called on it. We blogging mommies rain curses on her head - may she give birth to the next Monica Lewinsky and live with eternal shame.
Good for you! And if you need any help stompin’ her face, please let me know. I’ll gladly be there to back you up. Only slightly less annoying was the teenage girl last night at Starbucks who kept flipping open and then closing her Zippo. A few dirty looks stopped that. But I almost had a knock down with her gay boyfriend.
That is soooo incredibly RUDE!!!! OMG! I can’t believe her!
Which WalMart was this??? If it is in OKC I will keep a lookout for this b*tch and slap HER upside her head! LOL
Some people…
Un-freakin’ believable!!
You showed incredible restraint. I’d have had her arrested for making threats against a person
hehe (the Patriot Act comes in handy once in a while)
Holy freaking hell!! I cannot believe this story! I would have stomped the stupid bitch so fast, her evil head would be spinning!! Good for you for walking away and blogging about it later. (though i’d much prefer to read how you took her down in the toilet paper isle!)
OMG! I am stunned that people have that much nerve, and so little manners! (Why is it those people always congragate at Wal-Mart?)
You are absolutely right - karma will get her.
I just read through all the comments, and everyone has said what I wanted to say already. Let me just add that I love the letter format to truly express what you wanted to say.
Oh my Gawd! She sounds just like my sister in law…who, by the way, just found out that she is pregnant! Karma is definitely gonna kick that bitch’s ass! LMAO
It never fails that when your kids are tired and cranky and you’re out in public, there’s always that ONE asshole who either has to make a comment or give you that look that says, “You stupid breeder.” And I agree with the commenter who said may she be blessed with triplets. Jeez…