Not much time this weekend, but I wanted to share a quick quip from my oldest, as related to us by his pre-kindergarten teacher.
It seems that the Boy had sat down to lunch with his classmates. On the menu? A burrito. Does everyone remember school cafeteria burritos? Deep-fried in grease, right?
My son studies the burrito with great intensity then looks up at the assistant pre-kindergarten teacher and asks with great sincerity and all due seriousness:
“If I eat this, will my heart stop beating?”
His pre-k teacher told us that he must know a lot more about school food than anticipated for this age group.
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LOL! That’s great!
Now, that mad me laugh so hard I couldn’t breath and only Family Guy makes me do that…and Eddie Izzard…and Sinbad. Okay a lot makes me do that but not lately.
BWA HA HAAAAAAAA… Oh that’s a riot. I love that little kid!
Ahhh, he is a wise little grasshopper!
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Don’t be a stranger (like I am sometimes).
How cute is HE!
Wait until he goes on his first dinner date… BAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are apparently raising him to be very wise about nutrition. Too funny! How scary did that burrito have to look to illicit that comment? Wow!
Excellent! You’ve obviously been giving him the low-down on nutrition. They serve Burritos in US school cafeterias? That sounds much more interesting than in the UK - soggy veg, reconstituted meat proteins and greasy chips (fries) are the order of the day over here.
um…short answer: YES.
long answer: Not until you’ve graduated high school and they can no longer “prove” any evidence of murder via cafeteria food.
I remember the burritos they served in high school; we used to call them dirty baby diapers.
You know, that joke isn’t so funny now…
That is AWESOME! What a funny kid!
I love it!!!
LOL!!! What a riot. I love it.
That’s why I loved teaching prekinder. You never knew WHAT the little guys would say…
LOL
That is CLASSIC!
I forsee a great career as the surgeon-general stretching before that child…
Hehehehe!!! A wise little thing - but did he eat it anyway?!
hahaha, thats hilasrious!! and probably true as well!
Very smart boy!
OMG - that is funny.
Too funny! Couple that with the fact that he prefers water to soda and I think you’re on your way to raising a little health nut there.
too funny. I’d love to have witnessed the teacher’s face.
Oh my goodness, what a well-taught child!
That is priceless! What a clever boy you have!
That’s hilarious! Smart boy!
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Ha, I have to add that to the many stories I tell my friends about all you guys.
That’s amazing! Sooo funny, they must have died.